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"Finally, A Holiday for Me": 2007 Toyota Tacoma Thrilled for National Taco Day
By Eddie Torr
News
Oregon Subaru Outback Looks Down Snout at Out-of-State Traffic, Demands Proof of Compost Bin
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News Paid
Researchers Confirm 1964 Lincoln Seatbelt Doesn’t Buckle You In; It Simply Allows You to Stay
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
How to Change a Reverse Light on a 2007 Chevy Tahoe: A Complete, Spiritually Draining, Spiritually Honest Field Manual
By Eddie Torr
Tools Paid
Dusty 1/4-Inch Drive Socket Set Suffers Severe Existential Identity Loss
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
Fringe
Field Guide to the Parking Lot Ecosystem
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Trades
She’s Got Air — Pre-Trip Light, a Stick that Measures Confidence, and 80,000 Pounds Pretending it is Fine
By Eddie Torr
World
Berlin Taxi Driver Condemns NYC Cabs: "Where is the Precision? Where is the Leather?"
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Trades Paid
Ford F-150 Expresses Immense Pride in Owner’s "School of Hard Knocks" Doctorate Over Neighbor’s "Actual" PhD
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
Laser Red Saab 9-3 Stares Longingly at Driveway - Misses Previous Owner
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Breaking: Local Man Begins 'Simple 10-Minute' Cabin Air Filter Replacement on 2006 Subaru Legacy GT, Expects to Finish by 2028
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
Opinion
Real Trucks Have Curves: Why Your Dually’s Hips Don’t Lie
By Eddie Torr
Yesteryear Paid
1958 Edsel Surveys Year 1999, Declares Future "Tragically Lacking in Chrome and Ambition"
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
2020 Chevy Suburban "Thrilled Beyond Belief" as Pumpkin Spice Latte Season Officially Commences
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
Fire Up the Shag Carpet: Why National Get Funky Day Is My High-Octane Super Bowl
By Eddie Torr
News
The Weekly Roundup - 10.4.26
By Eddie Torr
News
Geo Metro Driver Side Mirror Requests Total Scrapping After 12-Hour Exposure to National Boyfriend Day Posts
By Eddie Torr
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