Detroit, MI — Parked proudly in a gravel driveway with a hitch receiver full of mud, a 2018 Ford F-150 named "Babe" reportedly let out a satisfied rumble today, taking a moment to flex its cracked side-view mirrors at the pristine 2024 Audi A4 parked next door.

The source of the truck's newfound superiority? A bumper sticker its owner, Dave, slapped on the tailgate that reads: “I Have a PhD: Professional Heavy Driver (School of Hard Knocks, Class of ‘08).”