Dierks, AR — Tucked away beneath a tangled pile of zip ties, a dead multimeter, and three empty WD-40 cans, a local Craftsman 1/4-inch drive socket set has reportedly completely forgotten its original identity, purpose, and reason for existence following more than a decade of total disuse.
The miniature ratchet, which hasn't seen the light of day since a brief and unsuccessful attempt to change a cabin air filter in 2014, admitted to experiencing a profound existential crisis late Tuesday evening.
