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Man Screaming at Dashboard for 50 Years Still Convinced Every Car Made After 1994 Is Total Trash
By Eddie Torr
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I Am a Check Engine Light, and My Mystery Is My Art
By Eddie Torr
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Opinion: Parallel Parking Me Is Not a Team Sport, So Stop Waving Your Hands
By Eddie Torr
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Hands on History: A View from the Shift Knob
By Eddie Torr
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Hagerty Price Guide: 5 Cars That Offer Zero Return on Investment and Even Less Joy
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
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A Veteran of the Asphalt Speaks Out
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
Opinion
The Dashboard Confessional: How a 1990 Mitsubishi Mighty Max Kept a Secret
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
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The $1,200 Betrayal: Confessions of a 1994 Mitsubishi Mighty Max
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
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The Highway, The Hiss, and The Ghost Banjo: A 1994 Toyota Pickup’s 3 AM Pilgrimage
By Eddie Torr
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I'm Not a Chisel, You Absolute Barbarian
By Eddie Torr
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The Chevy Caprice Wagon: Suburban Dominance on Wheels
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
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The Click that Keeps You Here: Confessions from the Seat of a 2005 Monte Carlo
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
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Gripping Reality: How Fresh Rubber Saved My Sanity
By Eddie Torr
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Confessions of a Family SUV: The Two Faces of the Pilot
By Eddie Torr
Opinion
The Lost Playlist of a 1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse
By Eddie Torr
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Real Trucks Have Curves: Why Your Dually’s Hips Don’t Lie
By Eddie Torr
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It’s Not a 2011 Hatchback, It’s ‘The Thunder God’: Why Naming Your Car Is Pure Survival
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
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