Arthur the Gas Pedal
Anytown, USA
Once the literal driving force of every commute, Arthur claims he has been systematically replaced by a steering wheel button. "The driver and I were a team. Now? The second 'SET' is pressed on the steering wheel, and I'm dead to the world."
Yesteryear
1937 Packard 120 Offended for the 4,000th Time After Being Called "A Nice Cadillac"
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News
2011 Ford Focus Screams in Agony as Owner Hits Puddle at 45 Miles Per Hour
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News
Rusted Exhaust Pipe Decides Today Is the Perfect Day to Start Sounding Like a Jet Engine
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News
Minivan Traumatized by Adult ‘Date Night’ Activity in Empty Cabin
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News
2024 Mazda 3 Experiences Acute Existential Dread After 90-Second Delay Near Rapid City
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News
’57 Chevy Bench Seat Denounces Mice, Demands AAA Rating Removed from Trunk
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News
Uncut, Uncleaned, Unhinged: Inside the Secret Life of Rental Cars
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Fringe
2018 Toyota 4Runner Refuses to Reset Low Tire Pressure Light Until Family Admits Bigfoot is Real
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News
Automotive World in Shock: Chrisfix’s Helmet Formally Requesting Lead Creator Credit
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News
1972 Gran Torino Deeply Jealous of Subaru Outbacks Heading North for Foliage Season
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News
Scientists Confirm 1990 Chevy Camaro Doesn’t Start Engine; It Simply Orders Car to Move
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News
Regular Cab Truck Discovers It Still Exists, Spends Afternoon Hauling Absolutely Nothing
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Tools
The Unyielding Half-Inch: Why the 1/2-Inch Drive Socket Doesn't Turn Bolts, It Convinces the Universe to Yield
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Spilled Iced Macchiato Ends PR Campaign: Publicists Powerless Against Forensic Footwell Evidence
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News
Woman Outraged to Learn Go-Kart Operated by Feet-And-Hands Only
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Opinion
The Dashboard Confessional: How a 1990 Mitsubishi Mighty Max Kept a Secret
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Yesteryear
When Highways Take to the Air: Our 1938 Vision
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