Detroit, MI (1958) — In an exclusive dispatch directly from the design floor of the Ford Motor Company, the newly minted 1958 Edsel Citation has taken a brief break from setting the automotive world ablaze with controversy to offer its authoritative, highly sophisticated projections on what life will look like in the distant year of 1999.
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1958 Edsel Surveys Year 1999, Declares Future "Tragically Lacking in Chrome and Ambition"
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Arthur the Gas Pedal
Anytown, USA
Once the literal driving force of every commute, Arthur claims he has been systematically replaced by a steering wheel button. "The driver and I were a team. Now? The second 'SET' is pressed on the steering wheel, and I'm dead to the world."
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