An Empty Hole in the Soul: Why Modern Dashboards Long for the Cigarette Lighter

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2011 Ford Focus Screams in Agony as Owner Hits Puddle at 45 Miles Per Hour

Wilmington, NC - What was supposed to be a routine Tuesday commute transformed into a harrowing medical emergency when a silver 2011 Ford

By Arthur the Gas Pedal · Nov 5, 2026

Sports Car Has Very Public Meltdown in Parking Garage, Screams ‘You Never Rev Me Anymore’

Witnesses at the Downtown Multi-Storey Garage reported a disturbing scene early Tuesday afternoon. A highly-strung sports coupe, identified by authorities

By Bernice the Brake Pedal · Nov 5, 2026

Opinion

Man Screaming at Dashboard for 50 Years Still Convinced Every Car Made After 1994 Is Total Trash

If you’ve spent any time on YouTube looking up why your radiator is making a sound like a dying lawnmower, chances

By Eddie Torr · Nov 5, 2026

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Rusted Exhaust Pipe Decides Today Is the Perfect Day to Start Sounding Like a Jet Engine

COLUMBIA, MD — In an unprecedented display of acoustical ambition, a marginalized section of rusted exhaust piping on a 2012 Toyota Corolla has

By Arthur the Gas Pedal · Nov 5, 2026

Yesteryear

On-Board Diagnostics: The Dashboard That Tells You What’s Wrong

Detroit, MI — In a stunning announcement that has sent shockwaves through the classic car community, automotive historians have confirmed that the introduction

By Bernice the Brake Pedal · Nov 5, 2026

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Ferrari 308 GTS Ready to Step Out with Fervor on National Love Your Red Hair Day

Palm Beach, FL — A prominent 1984 Ferrari 308 GTS, known on the street and to its therapist as 'Jessica,' has

By Eddie Torr · Nov 5, 2026

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Minivan Traumatized by Adult ‘Date Night’ Activity in Empty Cabin

Miami Springs, FL — Neighbors are reporting that a 2019 silver Honda Odyssey minivan, known as "The Soccer Vessel," is in

By Arthur the Gas Pedal · Nov 4, 2026

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2024 Mazda 3 Experiences Acute Existential Dread After 90-Second Delay Near Rapid City

Rapid City, SD — The pristine, open highways of South Dakota were transformed into an absolute psychological warzone on Friday afternoon when a

By Arthur the Gas Pedal · Nov 3, 2026