Arthur the Gas Pedal
Anytown, USA
Once the literal driving force of every commute, Arthur claims he has been systematically replaced by a steering wheel button. "The driver and I were a team. Now? The second 'SET' is pressed on the steering wheel, and I'm dead to the world."
World
Volvo XC90 Exhausted from Carrying Only One Child, Demands Promotion to ‘Big Family’ Status
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News
Dodge Caravan Refuses to Park in Driveway Until Recognized as a Challenger
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Yesteryear
1922 - Visionaries Proudly Announce Ocean Highway Network to Solve Fish Congestion
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Tools
Brake Bleeder Wrench Laments Lifetime of Underutilization
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News
8 Unquestionable Reasons Station Wagons Dominate Sedans
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World
Electric Scooters in Asian Cities Now Officially Classified as an Independent Ecosystem
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News
Local Truck in Midst of Identity Crisis, Wishes it Was Literally Any Other Color
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News
Jeep Announces 'Denim Edition' Re-Release Because "Every Rugged Off-Roader Deserves a Great Pair of Jeans"
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News Paid
Researchers Confirm 1964 Lincoln Seatbelt Doesn’t Buckle You In; It Simply Allows You to Stay
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Fringe
Field Guide to the Parking Lot Ecosystem
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World
Berlin Taxi Driver Condemns NYC Cabs: "Where is the Precision? Where is the Leather?"
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News
Laser Red Saab 9-3 Stares Longingly at Driveway - Misses Previous Owner
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Yesteryear Paid
1958 Edsel Surveys Year 1999, Declares Future "Tragically Lacking in Chrome and Ambition"
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Opinion
It’s Not a 2011 Hatchback, It’s ‘The Thunder God’: Why Naming Your Car Is Pure Survival
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Trades Paid
F-350 Dually Mortified to Be Seen in Public with "Yeet & Greet Plumbing" Decal
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Fringe
Terror in the Driveway: Lucid Air Incapacitated After Encountering Unknown Apex Predator
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Sports
Parked Honda Civic Robs Judge of Historic Home Run in Outfield Parking Lot
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