Arthur the Gas Pedal
Anytown, USA
Once the literal driving force of every commute, Arthur claims he has been systematically replaced by a steering wheel button. "The driver and I were a team. Now? The second 'SET' is pressed on the steering wheel, and I'm dead to the world."
Yesteryear
Luxury Feature or Historical Artifact? The Great Automotive Ashtray Mystery
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Mazda CX-5 Refuses to Wait for Next Rest Stop, Leaks Radiator Fluid in Desperate Act of Betrayal
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Rear-View Mirror Initiates Vehicle Lockdown After Owner Shaves Off Beard
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
KIA Optima Desperately Craves a Little Splash of Mocha
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Dave Ramsey's 2005 Lincoln Packs Trunk, Leaves Radio Host for Low-Cost Maintenance Program
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Opinion
The $1,200 Betrayal: Confessions of a 1994 Mitsubishi Mighty Max
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Trades
Humvee Files Grievous Complaint Over MRE Farts
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Trucks Unite: "We Can't Even Fit a Two-By-Four Anymore"
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Loud and Unproud: The Heroic, Unsung Life of a Nissan Altima’s Muffler
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Man Who Tightened One Loose Jeep CJ-5 Bolt Now Lists 'Head of Vehicle Dynamics' on Resume
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Manly Man Discovers 800-Page "Chilton Manual," Confuses it for Ancient, Sacred Texts
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Opinion
The Chevy Caprice Wagon: Suburban Dominance on Wheels
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
$2 Million "Apex-Zero" Unveiled, Featuring World’s First 3 mph Launch Control
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Tools
Man Enters 4th Month of Intellectual Combat with $35 Electric Fan Controller
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Trades
Mail Truck 4022 to Mail Truck 1098: “Your Human is Drifting Again?”
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Toyota Sedan Declared Disaster Zone After Acute Odor Exposure
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
The Truck’s Silent Wait
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
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