Longmont, CO — In a heartbreaking story of automotive identity theft, a 2024 Ford F-350 Super Duty Dually—a machine capable of towing up to 38,000 pounds and boasting a high-output Power Stroke V8 turbo diesel—has reportedly been suffering a severe crisis of self-worth ever since its owner slapped a bright neon vinyl wrap reading "Yeet & Greet Plumbing & Drain Clearing" across its side panels.
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Arthur the Gas Pedal
Anytown, USA
Once the literal driving force of every commute, Arthur claims he has been systematically replaced by a steering wheel button. "The driver and I were a team. Now? The second 'SET' is pressed on the steering wheel, and I'm dead to the world."
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