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Scientists Confirm 1990 Chevy Camaro Doesn’t Start Engine; It Simply Orders Car to Move
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Yesteryear
Television in the Dashboard, Predicted in 1947: How Sci-Fi Visionaries Knew We’d Prefer Sitcoms to Traffic
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
Anchors Aweigh, Axles Away: Navy’s 2007 Chevy Silverado Celebrates 18th Navy Day on Same Set of Tires
By Eddie Torr
News
Exhausted 2008 Honda Civic Crawls into Cornfield to Die in Peace, Terrified of YouTube Car Influencers
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
Regular Cab Truck Discovers It Still Exists, Spends Afternoon Hauling Absolutely Nothing
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Opinion
Hagerty Price Guide: 5 Cars That Offer Zero Return on Investment and Even Less Joy
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
Tools
The Unyielding Half-Inch: Why the 1/2-Inch Drive Socket Doesn't Turn Bolts, It Convinces the Universe to Yield
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
2019 Dodge Challenger Hellcat Declares National Tennessee Day a Personal Holiday
By Eddie Torr
News
The Weekly Roundup - 10.25.26
By Eddie Torr
News
"I Have Other Meats!": Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Demands Recognition on National Bologna Day
By Eddie Torr
News
Driver Finally Touches Car Radio’s ‘Treble’ Button, Not Unfairly Disappointed
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
Spilled Iced Macchiato Ends PR Campaign: Publicists Powerless Against Forensic Footwell Evidence
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Opinion
A Veteran of the Asphalt Speaks Out
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
Woman Outraged to Learn Go-Kart Operated by Feet-And-Hands Only
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Yesteryear
"When Chrome Gives Way to Plastic, a 1962 Prophecy": A C1 Corvette Looks Upon the Modern World with Horror
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
"It Was Cultural Expression!": Dented Honda Civic Defends Parking Lot Door Ding on National Slap Your Coworker Day
By Eddie Torr
News
1998 Buick LeSabre Begs Grandma to Ditch Loud Exhaust: "It Doesn’t Save Lives, It Scares Me"
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
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