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The Dashboard Confessional: How a 1990 Mitsubishi Mighty Max Kept a Secret
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Tesla Roadster Achieves 1938 Prediction, Gravity Files Complaint
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
Yesteryear
When Highways Take to the Air: Our 1938 Vision
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
1979 Ford F-250 Deeply Relieved to Learn It’s National Scar Day
By Eddie Torr
News
"He Scrubbed Away My Soul": A Car Trunk’s Traumatic ChrisFix Experience
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
TERROR ON MAPLE STREET: Sedan Rockets Down Residential Strip at Breakneck 26 MPH
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
Boulder Man’s Coexist Bumper Sticker Successfully Ends 2,000-Year-Old Geopolitical Conflict
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
Yesteryear
Luxury Feature or Historical Artifact? The Great Automotive Ashtray Mystery
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
National Youth Confidence Day: Teenager Achieves Rare Feat of Vaporizing Fourth Clutch Assembly Before Mastering 1st Gear
By Eddie Torr
News
Brave Tourist Heroically Saves Local Mountain Highway from Speed Limits by Coasting Down At 14 MPH
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
Mazda CX-5 Refuses to Wait for Next Rest Stop, Leaks Radiator Fluid in Desperate Act of Betrayal
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Fringe
Hatchback Ridiculed by Peers After Claiming to See "Colossal, Car-Crushing Blue Titan" on Local Interstate
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
Rear-View Mirror Initiates Vehicle Lockdown After Owner Shaves Off Beard
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
News
2007 Corvette Stingray Thrilled to Celebrate National Kentucky Day
By Eddie Torr
News
Subaru Unveils 'Colorado Edition' Outback Featuring Zero Turn Signals and Permanent High-Altitude Smugness
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
News
KIA Optima Desperately Craves a Little Splash of Mocha
By Arthur the Gas Pedal
Fringe
Depressed Smart Fortwo Dreams of Being Interviewed on Blurry Creatures Podcast
By Bernice the Brake Pedal
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