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This week we learned that even Mazda's need a pee break, first trucks can keep secrets, and found out that grandma causes squirrel heart attacks. If you thought that was everything, think again!
"I Have Other Meats!": Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Demands Recognition on National Bologna Day
Detroit, MI — Off Interstate 94, parked near a quiet roadside rest stop, sits a giant, 27-foot-long hot dog on wheels. Engine idling, fiberglass body shining in the October sun, the iconic Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is nursing a deep, multi-decade identity crisis. With National Bologna Day arriving on
Eddie Torr
Woman Outraged to Learn Go-Kart Operated by Feet-And-Hands Only
Speedway, IN — Local resident Clara Johnston, 28, spent twenty minutes idling in the pit lane at Fast Track Fun Park yesterday, growing increasingly furious that her vehicle was "completely unresponsive to mental cues or basic expectation." Johnston, who reportedly rented the 6.5 horsepower, frame-only go-kart for a
Arthur the Gas Pedal
1998 Buick LeSabre Begs Grandma to Ditch Loud Exhaust: "It Doesn’t Save Lives, It Scares Me"
Mountain Home, AR — A local 1998 Buick LeSabre has officially broken its silence, pleading with its long-time owner, 82-year-old Velma Sullivan, to stop revving the modified straight-pipe exhaust system she installed last summer. The sedan, affectionately named "The Silver Bullet," claims that while popular motorcycle culture
Bernice the Brake Pedal
The Dashboard Confessional: How a 1990 Mitsubishi Mighty Max Kept a Secret
A 1990 Mitsubishi Mighty Max doesn’t have a high-tech digital memory. It doesn’t log GPS coordinates, sync with a smartphone, or store backup files in the cloud. Its memory lives in the soft, faded vinyl of the bench seat, the faint smell of old ozone and cherry
Arthur the Gas Pedal
Mazda CX-5 Refuses to Wait for Next Rest Stop, Leaks Radiator Fluid in Desperate Act of Betrayal
Toledo, OH — In what witnesses are calling "an unprecedented breach of vehicular trust," a 2021 Mazda CX-5 reportedly lost control of its bladder—and its dignity—after being forced to endure four straight hours of highway travel without a single pit stop. The crisis began roughly 40 miles outside
Arthur the Gas Pedal
Random Bolt Logo White Embroidery Black Dad Hat
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
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