Eddie Torr
In a van down by the river, USA
Eddie’s spent 9 years turning 2000-word investigative masterpieces into 100-word listicles because "readers hate sentences." Fueled by coffee and panic, he hasn't approved an adjective since 2018. Motto: If it isn't urgent, make it urgent. Urgently.
News
Lincoln Continues 24/7 Broadcast of "Careless Whisper," Annoying Neighborhood on National Saxophone Day
By Eddie Torr
Opinion
Man Screaming at Dashboard for 50 Years Still Convinced Every Car Made After 1994 Is Total Trash
By Eddie Torr
News
Ferrari 308 GTS Ready to Step Out with Fervor on National Love Your Red Hair Day
By Eddie Torr
Opinion
I Am a Check Engine Light, and My Mystery Is My Art
By Eddie Torr
News
Minivan Celebrates National Housewife's Day with it's 37th Quick Trip to the Store
By Eddie Torr
Opinion
Opinion: Parallel Parking Me Is Not a Team Sport, So Stop Waving Your Hands
By Eddie Torr
News
Construction and Winter. Truck readies Itself for Ohio's Other Season on National Ohio Day.
By Eddie Torr
News
Frankenstein Friday: 1932 Ford Rat Rod Thrilled Someone Finally Noticed It’s Made of Frankenstein Parts
By Eddie Torr
News
Sunbeam Tiger Forces Local MG to Acknowledge Superior Feline Heritage for National Cat Day
By Eddie Torr
News
Police Cruiser Has Been Idling With Lights On for 47 Minutes and Is Starting to Enjoy the Attention
By Eddie Torr
Opinion
Hands on History: A View from the Shift Knob
By Eddie Torr
News
Anchors Aweigh, Axles Away: Navy’s 2007 Chevy Silverado Celebrates 18th Navy Day on Same Set of Tires
By Eddie Torr
News
2019 Dodge Challenger Hellcat Declares National Tennessee Day a Personal Holiday
By Eddie Torr
News
The Weekly Roundup - 10.25.26
By Eddie Torr
News
"I Have Other Meats!": Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Demands Recognition on National Bologna Day
By Eddie Torr
News
"It Was Cultural Expression!": Dented Honda Civic Defends Parking Lot Door Ding on National Slap Your Coworker Day
By Eddie Torr
News
1979 Ford F-250 Deeply Relieved to Learn It’s National Scar Day
By Eddie Torr
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