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Bernice the Brake Pedal

Bernice the Brake Pedal

"I only get tapped when there's an absolute emergency. Otherwise, the adaptive cruise control just slows us down automatically. It’s like we’re living in a ghost town down here. I haven't felt the warm embrace of a sneaker in three days."

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